I'm an underemployed singer-songwriter slash Hippie Entrepeneur. I'm always ahead of the curve, even to the point of getting exciting new diseases *way* before they're trendy. This makes other hypochondriacs jealous.
I look like Mary Poppins crossed with Joan Baez; sing like Sandy Denny; swear like Margaret Cho. For you lucky 3 statistical anomalies who are interested in someone with those qualifications, today is your Lucky Day!